June 22nd

I made this! Used my sewing machine and everything!


This baby is literally me. buffalo plaid shirt, grey tank, black leggings, galaxy shoes



I need to know what the plant at the center with the little yellow flowers is. Look at the leaves, they are so cute! It’s like a cartoon plant.

Once a year my upstairs neighbor busts out his pressure washer and cleans his stairs, deck and roof, AND as a bonus he also does my stairs & patio. It’s great because the landlord never does my stairs and there is only so much I can do myself with a broom and a hose w/sprayer, especially when SOMEONE KEEPS STEALING MY DAMN HOSE. I just had Taylor order another one and I’m seriously trying to figure out how to bike-lock a hose to the side of the building. It’s especially dumb because the faucet is like… INSIDE my garden so I don’t even need a long, fancy hose, like if they made 10 foot hoses I’d be like ALRIGHT PERFECT! Tragically they do not, the shortest one I could find was 25 feet, but then the 50-foot one was on special and came with a sprayer sooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ANYWAY. The pressure washing. My stairs are cement and they just grow mildew and algae like crazy because it’s super shady down here in the basement area. It was especially gross this year because last year they didn’t get cleaned. This was my own fault because I have to move all my stuff and sweep up all the dead leaves and spiderwebs aaaaand I didn’t, oops. I think not doing things was the theme of last year as I didn’t weed the garden at all either. So yeah, it was disgusting. But now it’s done and everything is clean and bright and I am swearing an oath that I won’t let it get so nasty again!

Fun story: while my neighbor was washing my stairs I suddenly really needed some lemonade. DESPERATELY. But I was trapped in the house so I did what any sane person would do: I climbed out the window. Totally normal, rational behavior.